[Oh god, he can't even vocalize properly. He's laughing so hard that it's distorting into a mixture of awful wheezes and glitched snorting.]

Y-you were born on H-halloween!! You worked for a supernatural magazine and d-d-didn't even believe in the supernatural and you were BORN ON HALLOWEEN!!

[He's clapping. Oh my god, Keats, you...] THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE...! [pppfffffffft HAHAHAHA] THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!