[Yeah, that's right. He's kissing the air. Mwah.

...actually, you know what. Go back.]

Why not something Halloween-themed? Is it because I find it funny or you just don't like it?

[Sigh!] It's a wonderful holiday!! The costumes, the pageantry... For one day a year, everything spooky and forgotten is embraced with as much love as everything else. It's practically a celebration...! [...oh, that's too personal, isn't it? Ah...

Ahem.]

Besides. MTT-brand Mettaton Costumes are always a best seller.