[Oh my god, again with the tweed. There's finally laughter on the other end of the line as Mettaton switches the feed to video. He doesn't... look the greatest right now, after what they've been through, but...

Idiot. How does he always manage to get him to forget everything horrible?]

Sweetheart. Dearest. My darlingest light of my life. I'm just saying that it isn't beach appropriate.

Besides. If we're going to be together in public, can't we stand to make a few people jealous? [Wink.]