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headlining) wrote2015-12-03 11:35 pm
headlining) wrote2015-12-03 11:35 pm
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[ By the door or entrance or whatever of your residence, place of location, there is a brown bag with a note attached, written in Japanese (hopefully you can read Japanese): ]
All you deserve for Christmas.
Happy ****ing Christmas.
— Sakata Clause.
[ inside there is shit. Literal shit. If you want to return it, fine, but he isn't living in an inn anymore. You'll have to find him in the woods. ]
All you deserve for Christmas.
Happy ****ing Christmas.
— Sakata Clause.
[ inside there is shit. Literal shit. If you want to return it, fine, but he isn't living in an inn anymore. You'll have to find him in the woods. ]
[what in the name of all that is good and christmas is this]
[Keats opens the bag, only to grimace as he sees what's inside. Well, that's certainly a gift. He scowls at the note.]
Very funny.
[He's not going to go on a goose chase to return the thing, so he'll just find the nearest trash receptacle and throw it out. Merry Christmas to him, indeed.]
[Keats opens the bag, only to grimace as he sees what's inside. Well, that's certainly a gift. He scowls at the note.]
Very funny.
[He's not going to go on a goose chase to return the thing, so he'll just find the nearest trash receptacle and throw it out. Merry Christmas to him, indeed.]
[ on the morning of the 27th, keats will find a bag with his name on it waiting for him. inside he'll find a small wooden ball (so small it can easily fit into a hand) with a metal key sticking out of it. painstakingly carved into its side is keats's name in a neat script, matching the note that comes with it: ]or, you know. something like it. shakes fist at fourthwalling. ]
[ if he turns the key, a gentle melody will start playing.DearestDearTo: Mr. Keats,
I know I'm probably the last person you want to hear from right now, and I understand completely!
I hope you'll still accept this gift, though... Someone told me that Christmas was about appreciating those that are precious to you.
And when I heard this melody, I couldn't help but think of you.YoursSincerely,
Olivia
P.S. Give the metal key a turn!
so man
btwn u n me...
who r the hottest chicks in this place
lmao
[And who, out of all of them, has the most questionable taste?]
btwn u n me...
who r the hottest chicks in this place
lmao
[And who, out of all of them, has the most questionable taste?]
[god]
Really? REALLY?
And I couldn't even tell you. There are a couple, but what do you want to do with them, try to make them uncomfortable through your asinine flirting?
Really? REALLY?
And I couldn't even tell you. There are a couple, but what do you want to do with them, try to make them uncomfortable through your asinine flirting?
aHA
so u DO have a heart
[he's just gonna ignore that lil blow 2 his ego thank u v much]
so u DO have a heart
[he's just gonna ignore that lil blow 2 his ego thank u v much]
Who said I didn't? But it's not like I spend all my time chasing after women. I hardly see the point of it.
so ur the ambitious type???
[asher are u flirting with keats now what u doin]
wut r ur goals bruh
dissssssh
[asher are u flirting with keats now what u doin]
wut r ur goals bruh
dissssssh
Edited 2016-10-12 14:53 (UTC)
Yes, I suppose I am.
And what do you mean, goals? Overall, or just in terms of romance, since you seem so keen on that topic?
And what do you mean, goals? Overall, or just in terms of romance, since you seem so keen on that topic?
Well, if you're looking for a fair fight, I wouldn't be opposed to one, really, though using that sort of line is cheesy to say the least.
And my reputation precedes me. What am I exactly getting my behind in gear for?
And my reputation precedes me. What am I exactly getting my behind in gear for?
All we need is the tumbleweeds and the sound of banjos playing menacingly in the background, I'm sure.
I thought you were referring to something else, don't mind me. It's been a crazy week so far. I've already started poking around - I'm sure you have, too, fellow journalist?
I thought you were referring to something else, don't mind me. It's been a crazy week so far. I've already started poking around - I'm sure you have, too, fellow journalist?
Maybe my ears are doing myself a favor and filtering it out?
Adorable? And rather found the same thing. I think we need to dig deeper - just asking around is not going to work. If we want to find the truth, we have to cast our nets wider.
Adorable? And rather found the same thing. I think we need to dig deeper - just asking around is not going to work. If we want to find the truth, we have to cast our nets wider.
Usually I like to work by myself, but in this case, more heads are far more better than one.
Who else do you know is working on this?
Who else do you know is working on this?
[ in the morning, keats will find a small package waiting for him just outside his quarters. inside, he'll find a white, pouch, holding an assortment of individually-wrapped cookies, both of which were clearly handmade. beneath the pouch is the familiar alastair symbol in its traditional purple.
along with the package comes a simple card that reads:
To: Keats
From: Olivia
Happy Holidays! ]
along with the package comes a simple card that reads:
To: Keats
From: Olivia
Happy Holidays! ]
Edited 2016-12-25 11:51 (UTC)
Keeeeeeeeeeeats-darliiiiiiiiiiiing
How do you feel about writing an article? Oh, never you worry! I already did all the legwork (you're welcome). But what would a good reporter be without an editor?
I'm at the Woodhurst Watch HQ. Head Editor's office. Let me know when you're on the way.
(No, really. There's an infected woman roaming the halls. Having you eaten is not one of my goals.)
How do you feel about writing an article? Oh, never you worry! I already did all the legwork (you're welcome). But what would a good reporter be without an editor?
I'm at the Woodhurst Watch HQ. Head Editor's office. Let me know when you're on the way.
(No, really. There's an infected woman roaming the halls. Having you eaten is not one of my goals.)
Do you really have to type that all out? Goodness.
I am intrigued by that, yes! Can't say I wouldn't turn that opportunity down. I'll be over when I can.
An infected? No problem. Believe me, Mettaton, I have a few tricks up my sleeves. Don't need to worry about me.
I am intrigued by that, yes! Can't say I wouldn't turn that opportunity down. I'll be over when I can.
An infected? No problem. Believe me, Mettaton, I have a few tricks up my sleeves. Don't need to worry about me.
Mmm, I'd still tell me if I were you. Delilah is not a small woman. Muscles you may have, but only one of us was built with anti-human capabilities.
(PS: Yes, I do have to type it all out.)
(PS: Yes, I do have to type it all out.)
Well. I have
[He just sends it like that. There's like a REALLY LONG PAUSE between this message and the next one.]
[He just sends it like that. There's like a REALLY LONG PAUSE between this message and the next one.]
[oh, here comes the next message]
magic
magic
Edited 2017-02-15 02:17 (UTC)
ANYWAYS so I think I'm alright no need to worry or bring that up I can take care of it okay
[HAHAHAHA DON'T LOOK AT THE MAGIC USER BEHIND THE CURTAIN]
[HAHAHAHA DON'T LOOK AT THE MAGIC USER BEHIND THE CURTAIN]
[NUUUUUUUH-UH, HOLD UP.
He has to switch this to video. Keats needs to SEE the look on Mettaton's face.
He looks. Confused. And entertained. Both.]
No, hold up. I'm sorry, darling. Didn't you imply that you thought Magic didn't EXIST? Tell me! Before you get here.
...how do you use something you can't have?
He has to switch this to video. Keats needs to SEE the look on Mettaton's face.
He looks. Confused. And entertained. Both.]
No, hold up. I'm sorry, darling. Didn't you imply that you thought Magic didn't EXIST? Tell me! Before you get here.
...how do you use something you can't have?
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