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[ex_mettacrusher33]

[He blows a kiss before shutting off the feed again.]

And that changes nothing. Didn't I tell you to live a little?

But oh, alright. You've twisted my arm!! I'll read your drafts for you, honey. No need to thank me!

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You are the worst doctor I've ever had the pleasure of talking to.

[Not that he's talked to many doctors....hm. Something about that mental statement he just made seems strange. He shakes his head and moves on.]

Fine. When I'm done with them you can read them. Oska will be a nice break from the pandemonium anyways, so I'll get them done.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Please don't insult Dr. Tonne. He's lived a hard life.

And that's wonderful!! I promise, you'll never regret it!

...and will this be before or after your checkup? [No, he hasn't forgotten. He's not letting Keats bring a virus back to Oska because he thought he was too good to get vaccinated.]

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The poor man, all ready to lose the medical degree he doesn't have any day now.

Afterwards? I don't think I'll be done anytime soon. Do you REALLY need to give me a vaccine? If I haven't gotten sick, I won't get sick.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

You wouldn't dare snitch on him!! He has a family to feed!!!!

Also that sounds suspiciously like something someone who's afraid of getting a vaccine would say. It'll be quick, I promise! I won't even stab you in the neck. ;)

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Now that doesn't reassure me in the slightest. Isn't there someone else I can get a vaccine from?

[ex_mettacrusher33]

:)

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I wonder if there's a way to completely avoid you for good. I think that's sounding better and better by the minute!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

You'd just come crawling back, honeycakes. :)

That's fine. I'm used to being irresistible. I'll let you have your pride and pretend you didn't suggest that.

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Oh, please, I don't think they could pay me a million dollars to have you stab me with a needle.

How many times have you done it before? I can't say I'm very fond of needles in general.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Oh there's a surprise (not. I'm being sarcastic. You have the aura of a man who grew up with a needle phobia, right next to a distrust of automatic doors and a fear of apple seeds).

And let's just say that by the time I'm finished here, I'll have enough experience to get a goddamn doctorate in stabbing people. 9_9