Ha! I know. [Just one moment: he needs to clasp his hands to his chest and reflect on how good he always looks. He made being a box look stellar - he has a gift.
...yes, right. Anyway.]
And I could make you look good if you'd let me. It's only ever been about CONFIDENCE. You can manage that, can't you?
Of course I can manage that. And what's this about "letting you"? Like I said, I don't see anything wrong with how I dress. I mean...I still remember the whole tweed thing from a while ago.
[Mumbles:] I still think the tweed wasn't half bad...
[Oh my god, again with the tweed. There's finally laughter on the other end of the line as Mettaton switches the feed to video. He doesn't... look the greatest right now, after what they've been through, but...
Idiot. How does he always manage to get him to forget everything horrible?]
Sweetheart. Dearest. My darlingest light of my life. I'm just saying that it isn't beach appropriate.
Besides. If we're going to be together in public, can't we stand to make a few people jealous? [Wink.]
[Keats noticeably looks happier at the sight of Mettaton's face, smiling momentarily before he shakes his head, letting out a huff.]
Fine. But if you're making me wear boots with high heels or something, I'm out. I'd do something like fall on my face in front of everyone else, breaking my lovely nose in the process.
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...yes, right. Anyway.]
And I could make you look good if you'd let me. It's only ever been about CONFIDENCE. You can manage that, can't you?
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[Mumbles:] I still think the tweed wasn't half bad...
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Idiot. How does he always manage to get him to forget everything horrible?]
Sweetheart. Dearest. My darlingest light of my life. I'm just saying that it isn't beach appropriate.
Besides. If we're going to be together in public, can't we stand to make a few people jealous? [Wink.]
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Fine. But if you're making me wear boots with high heels or something, I'm out. I'd do something like fall on my face in front of everyone else, breaking my lovely nose in the process.
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[Although... Hah... Hahahahaha...
He winks again. Harder. Maximum wink. Wink.]
That can be saved for later.
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[Though....that last part...]
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...What can be saved for later?
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But as for the question...?
Wink.
He's hanging up.]
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[Oh. He hung up.]
[Guess he'll just have to see what'll happen. Whatever it is. Mettaton sure has some odd ideas, from time to time...]