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Keats ([personal profile] headlining) wrote2015-12-03 11:35 pm
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[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-08-18 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Predictably, it takes Mettaton less than a second to answer the call. Less predictably, he's shuffled it to audio.

For someone who doesn't need to sleep, the lack of it is still tainting his words. Thankfully, he sounds just as fond as he does tired.]


Mmhmm. Taking a walk, scoping for areas for my wonderful party...

How does a beach sound?

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-09-12 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Heh...]

What's that? Is that really your excuse for being lazy on a beach?

Hmm... I'll consider it.

If you don't wear that ghastly outfit.

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-09-14 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Repeat that question including what you want to wear and where you want to wear it.

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-09-14 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a BEACH, cupcake. It's GOING to be hot!

At LEAST take off the vest. It might save you from looking like an accountant who got lost.

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-09-14 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to make you look handsome. Which you are under those several layers of bad choices. [There's a quick thump on the other end of the line, like Mettaton just booped the magitek in lieu of Keats' nose.

(He did.)]


I don't make a boring ensemble seem plain, do I...?

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-09-14 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! I know. [Just one moment: he needs to clasp his hands to his chest and reflect on how good he always looks. He made being a box look stellar - he has a gift.

...yes, right. Anyway.]


And I could make you look good if you'd let me. It's only ever been about CONFIDENCE. You can manage that, can't you?

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-09-14 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god, again with the tweed. There's finally laughter on the other end of the line as Mettaton switches the feed to video. He doesn't... look the greatest right now, after what they've been through, but...

Idiot. How does he always manage to get him to forget everything horrible?]


Sweetheart. Dearest. My darlingest light of my life. I'm just saying that it isn't beach appropriate.

Besides. If we're going to be together in public, can't we stand to make a few people jealous? [Wink.]

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-09-14 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a BEACH!! I won't even wear heels and I had to learn how to WALK with them fused to my legs!

[Although... Hah... Hahahahaha...

He winks again. Harder. Maximum wink. Wink.]


That can be saved for later.

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-09-14 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aww, there's his protective prince. If Mettaton tells himself his face didn't start flushing at the concern, then it didn't happen.

But as for the question...?

Wink.

He's hanging up.]